Teh derp

Dis is de story  of teh derp

Chapter uno

The derp was a poor man he didn't know what terraria was but his friends said it was like Minecraft
Which he loved, HOWEVER

he wanted terraria after getting banned from mincraft for stealing minecoins ... Yeah I know, he then went on to fortnite then got banned for Vbucks scamming

Chapter dos

so he couldn't afford terraria, so he got a hacked version for free, the name? TeRRarIa.FIle.DELeTEd....so obviously it was haunted

BUT HE DIDN'T CARE...THE NOOB!...sorry for raging....anywho... on with the pasta! So he booted it up and it was normal, that was, until he started to randomly jump! But that did not stop him! He got good gear he then made a hellevator but something terrifying happend...... He died ten times to a strange creature.....GASP! It was himself! All he could hear was VDJFNdnCdmefNaffHwfekazVyesjzb and it was creepy... But then it crashed....... *ten years later* he is now 34 and a billionaire

he can buy the real terraria now! Yay! He boots terraria up but something isn't right..... Chapter tres
So the weird thing? He heard crying and and sobs...... An eye of cthulu suddenly appeared and killed him... Oh and he had an ear infection and was hearing sobs and crying yet they where just his wife sneezing...so yeah,anyway, he respawned in hell so he left the game restarted his PC then rejoined his world..... It crashed......

Final chapter

He woke up from a nap. The end!